I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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