i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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