I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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