If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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