I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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