Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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