everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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