we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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