grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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