There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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