3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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