Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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