Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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