He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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