How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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