I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.