i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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