And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
birth control should be required to get into college
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
