just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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