I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize