Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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