sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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