Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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