so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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