So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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