Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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