Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize