so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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