oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Ladies don't puke and tell
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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