If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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