Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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