There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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