We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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