He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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