Midget sex pt 2 tonight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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