Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
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We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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