I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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