there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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