k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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