there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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