I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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