i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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