Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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