You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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