i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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