if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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