Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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