what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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