I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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