What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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