is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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