So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Yo dont text me then not text me
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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