I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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