So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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