i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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